We made it back to the airport without getting mugged, stoned, shot at, pounced on, bombed, shelled, garroted, gassed, pitched into, caught in a cross fire, sniped at, blockaded, napalmed, or trip-wired. No one even hit us with a water balloon.

Daniel Quinn
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In my experience, the biggest problem with traveling is that people expect you to be your best friend. They think that because they’ve traveled with you countless times, they’ve earned the right to be rude and obnoxious. If you’re a normal person who doesn’t have a reputation as a great person to travel with, the chances of you getting mugged, stoned, shot at, pounced on, bombed, shelled, garroted, gassed, pitched into, caught in a cross fire, sniped at, blockaded, napalmed or trip-wired are pretty high.

Source: My Ishmael

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